Chimera Orchestra’s Kaleidoscope of Kitsch
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 6:25 pm
Greetings and A Merry Hallow’s Eve!
Just wanted to thank everyone for running a lively forum on a fascinating subject. It’s a rare thing to see such spirited camaraderie and I salute you for it.
I must say: Sidereal is quite a relief from Placidus, which insists I share an ascendant with Abe Lincoln and the notorious Anti-Christ. Can you imagine wondering if you look like a smash up between ol’ “hatchet face” and the devil incarnate from Hell Comes to Frogtown XIII: Toadwart Boogaloo? Thanks to Sidereal Astrology, I will no longer obsess over my ghastly resemblance to Batsquatch Spindleshanks.
A rundown of my main hobby horses, in no particular order:
To my delight, my closest direct midpoints describe this behavior (courtesy of Reinhold Ebertin’s Combination of Stellar Influences):
One of Ebertin’s probable manifestations of JU/SA: “The patient realisation of one’s objectives in seclusion… happy feelings caused through separation, happiness in seclusion.”
Laughs and drapes tinsel over my Fortress of Solitude.
While I’m bedazzling another crystal deck on the frozen tundra, I’d like to ask three questions:
1) In Ptolemaic terms, although my Venus and Mercury fall into unaspected territory, I suspect they’re playing an outsized influence in my mundoscope. Alas, I cannot run Mike’s TMSA app due to my ancient Mac, which is years away from keeling over. Could anyone please kindly run the calculations for me?
BIRTH INFO: 1979 January 4, 9:38 AM HST, 21N18 157W51 (Birth Certificate)
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Sameish; 20+ minute drive away
2) Could my Novien account for hidden Mercury-Venus aspects? I squinted at the calculations table on page 173 of Cyril Fagan’s Astrological Origins, but I must’ve botched* the numbers along the way:
NOVIEN VENUS: 29°42’ Scorpio
SIDEREAL MERCURY: 29°46’ Scorpio
NOVIEN MARS: 28°48’ Aquarius
NOVIEN MERCURY: 27°54’ Cancer
SIDEREAL MAKEMAKE: 29°13’ Cancer
SIDEREAL URANUS: 25°25’ Libra
NOVIEN SATURN: 24°18’ Capricorn
NOVIEN SUN: 24°45’ Capricorn
SIDEREAL AS: 28°04’ Capricorn
*Somehow both my Novien AS and MC add up to 12°36’ Capricorn. Ha, talk about a mathematical prank.
3) Mundo midpoints to major angles: Anything beastly over there?
Just wanted to thank everyone for running a lively forum on a fascinating subject. It’s a rare thing to see such spirited camaraderie and I salute you for it.
I must say: Sidereal is quite a relief from Placidus, which insists I share an ascendant with Abe Lincoln and the notorious Anti-Christ. Can you imagine wondering if you look like a smash up between ol’ “hatchet face” and the devil incarnate from Hell Comes to Frogtown XIII: Toadwart Boogaloo? Thanks to Sidereal Astrology, I will no longer obsess over my ghastly resemblance to Batsquatch Spindleshanks.
A rundown of my main hobby horses, in no particular order:
- CINEMA: Movie maniac since age 13. Started with stacks of library books, ended with infinite watchlists. Range: Lifetime flicks to Criterion classics.
- CRIME: Took a backseat to cinema, although I did read the “Tales of Murder & Mayhem” section from Reader’s Digest since age 8. Kept tabs over the decades via documentaries, magazine subscriptions, and international newspapers. Range: Small town blotters to genocide movies. Saw/read 200+ holocaust survivor stories. Didn’t seriously tackle this topic until a few years before the pandemic, when I took a strange turn into astrology, airplane disasters, and deadly kitchen gadgets.
- ASTROLOGY: I’m in that honeymoon stage — or that moment when a kid first enters a candy shop and can’t decide whether to go wild over the salt water taffy or that Everlasting Gobstopper. What can you do when everything’s so scrumptious? Enthralled by midpoints and harmonics. Vedic: Too Grand Guignol for me. Can’t get on board with traditional astrology yet; I’d like more data besides a smattering of painstakingly hand-drawn charts of royal fuddy duds.
- KITSCH: Jell-O recipes stuffed with olives and frankfurters. Liberace’s cape exploding with hot pink turkey feathers. Anything that belongs in The Encyclopedia of Bad Taste.
- WEAKNESSES: Sports (every time I tune in to watch the Super Bowl commercials, the blasted game won’t stop playing), Science, and Mathematics. I’ll throw in Arts because I can’t draw without an AI program, or what I’d call Andy Warholing for the artistically disinclined.
To my delight, my closest direct midpoints describe this behavior (courtesy of Reinhold Ebertin’s Combination of Stellar Influences):
- SA opposite MO/AC (0°17): “Inhibitions in contact with other persons, the state of being depressed in the presence of others. - Union with others through joint or common suffering, separation from relations or from the female sex.”
- ME opposite MO/SA (0°33): “Thinking of separation, the state of feeling sad, saying goodbye.”
- MO opposite PL/NN (0°37): “The feeling of emotional inhibition in the presence of other people, the inability to develop one’s inner expression of soul or feeling.”
- MC conjunct SA/AS (0°39): “Difficult growth of individual expression, the inclination to feel depressed, oppressed, inhibited, frustrated or slighted by others. Suffering from other people’s actions, the gaining of experience. - Emotional suffering through separation, the misfortune to be hindered in the fulfillment of one’s objectives in life.”
One of Ebertin’s probable manifestations of JU/SA: “The patient realisation of one’s objectives in seclusion… happy feelings caused through separation, happiness in seclusion.”
Laughs and drapes tinsel over my Fortress of Solitude.
While I’m bedazzling another crystal deck on the frozen tundra, I’d like to ask three questions:
1) In Ptolemaic terms, although my Venus and Mercury fall into unaspected territory, I suspect they’re playing an outsized influence in my mundoscope. Alas, I cannot run Mike’s TMSA app due to my ancient Mac, which is years away from keeling over. Could anyone please kindly run the calculations for me?
BIRTH INFO: 1979 January 4, 9:38 AM HST, 21N18 157W51 (Birth Certificate)
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Sameish; 20+ minute drive away
2) Could my Novien account for hidden Mercury-Venus aspects? I squinted at the calculations table on page 173 of Cyril Fagan’s Astrological Origins, but I must’ve botched* the numbers along the way:
NOVIEN VENUS: 29°42’ Scorpio
SIDEREAL MERCURY: 29°46’ Scorpio
NOVIEN MARS: 28°48’ Aquarius
NOVIEN MERCURY: 27°54’ Cancer
SIDEREAL MAKEMAKE: 29°13’ Cancer
SIDEREAL URANUS: 25°25’ Libra
NOVIEN SATURN: 24°18’ Capricorn
NOVIEN SUN: 24°45’ Capricorn
SIDEREAL AS: 28°04’ Capricorn
*Somehow both my Novien AS and MC add up to 12°36’ Capricorn. Ha, talk about a mathematical prank.
3) Mundo midpoints to major angles: Anything beastly over there?